just a little tired...

"Friends only! ARRR!!!"

Seriously, though. Why on earth would you want to be my friend? Look at the guy with a gun above...you would want to be his friend?
OF COURSE YOU WOULD!
WHO WOULDN'T?!?

Now, be polite and comment.
Say why you added me, what we have in common and....


WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?

Dear Lily's corpse ,
I killed you.
You have a nice way of compacting into that meat grinder.
You make me chop you up into little peices.
You should be ground into soylent green.
Someday I will probably go to jail.
You + me = ground meat.
If I saw you now I'd grind you into a pulp.
I want to make soylent green out of you.
I would build a meat grinder just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be the sound of human flesh and bone grinding.
We could grind meat under the stars.
grinding your corpse,
Marketa

(P.S. your dead.)




Dear Dinklicker,
I used you for sex that one night.
You have a nice way of putting my meat in your mouth.
You make me want to hit you in the face... WITH JIZZ!!.
You should get on your knees?
Someday I will maybe actually pay for your dinner.
You + me = boneriffic.
If I saw you now I'd probably yell something degrading at you.
I want to give you a delicate flower.. from my PANTS! (yay, clone high)
I would build a sex swing just for you and I to bone in.
If I could sing you any song it would be Barry White?
We could ...do I even need to say it again? BONE under the stars.
You're a cum-guzzling slut,
Lily

(P.S. Bring your hot friend next time.)


AE TOMORROW + BEYOOONNNDDD1!!!!

Warning:


( the lamest rant ever )

Man, that was incredibly juvenile and foolish.
I apologize for anyone who had to read that.

Don't you just love it when you start out  with a  plan to make one thing...

and end up doing something completely different?

I will post pictures soon.

I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

I feel like i have just lost a friend. Oh well.

Did anyone else feel like the Epilogue was just absolutely retarded?

and another

well, i said to myself, i should write something.
and so i did.

This is my dog Scooter (aka: Scoot, Scooby-do, esscooter, scoots, etc....)

he's hilariously cute and barks like an old man.






he's licking some fancy cheese off my finger. He really likes cheese...O.o

Clothes, clothes, clothes!!!
My friend Janet is selling some of her clothes!

All of the ones up for sale were either worn once or not at all! She takes good care of these pieces and they are in excellent condition!
She's located in East Van and her contact info is on the page!

http://www.list4all.com/jfv/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm

read it.
.

v00t!!

it rocked.
much rejoicing and partying were done
along with much drugs, and booze
and much not showering
and much sleeping in a wet tent
and much sharing a sleeping bag with someone who is much bigger then myself
and much head banging, neck snapping times were had
and much much much falling down.



nathen, me, and josie

It's arrived!!!111oneoneone....four?

So far,so...good?
it's alright. some of vocal melodies are the same.

Today, Josie and I bought a bong.
It's black with strange oil-esp finish and stained glass bottom.

It rocks.

Josie's party fuckin rocked.

=)

MANOMAN

Bjork was awesome! she's so fucking cute XD
and she had the Icelandic Brass Company with her (they did vocals as well) all dressed up in PUFFY-BALLOON-ESC outfits.
you should of heard 'I Miss You' MIND BLOWING

cool beans

i do enjoy falling off the face of the earth
and having janet push me in a shopping cart while everyone else in my PE class runs.